Big CRIT T-Shirt
Big CRIT T-Shirt
"Your bold character is obvious to me now," remarks Isabella upon noticing your current interest. "Those who have seen battle appreciate its meaning. I'm particularly proud to highlight Grimmoth's craft in the corner there."
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton t-shirt (heather colors contain polyester)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• T-shirt size guide below (all sizes are unisex)
• Satisfaction guaranteed, free returns within 30 days
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ASK ISABELLA
What are the size measurements?
Isabella hands you a size guide for this product. "All sizes are unisex, dear."
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
What if I'm not satisfied?
"Try it on. If it doesn't fit, we offer free returns within 30 days of your purchase. Be sure to read our Returns Policy for details, dear."
Why isn't that color in my size?
"Some sizes aren't offered in certain colors because our weavers don't have the materials they require. I apologize for the inconvenience, but stay nearby as this may change in the future."
Bought this shirt because of its modern take on classic ttrpgs. I'm not one to wear "heavy metal" style clothes but I've always wanted to show my passion for dungeons and dragons. So if you're reading this and in the same boat, this is your shirt! Fits like a charm person spell ;) and I've already got a number of compliments from random people. Subtle design but if you know, you know!
This was a CRIT success. XL shirt fit well (6'3" male, 215 lbs.) and very soft fabric. I love the crisp print, especially the d20. I'm sure I'll be ordering again soon!
Upon purchase of this garment, my giddiness exceeded that of the brave knights who once conquered the green ooze. Anxiously I awaited the carrier to approach with this parcel. When the parcel had been placed in its cell, I rushed to retrieve it before nightfall to assure success in my adventure. I buried myself in my garment closet and swiftly tore off the upper robes I had placed upon my shoulders to endow myself with this CRIT 20's power. Upon first review of the garment, I noticed the natural fit to my bulging muscles. The wenches all throughout the village were miraculously, at one time summoned to my doorstep as the final flap of fabric uncurled around my waist. As I took a large breath in, both my lungs and skin felt the warm air enter as this fabric must be made of elvish magic, its breathability was unmatched. After crit 20'ing all of the local maidens, my bride returned to view me in my new apparel and blushed rose red, commenting on how incredible valiant the new threads made me look. 'Tis the type of wardrobe one could wear while crossing oceans, scaling dungeon walls or strolling through parks with the little'uns. Ne'er have more fanatics approached me with their praises upon seeing the witty commentary emblazoned across my chest. I give this gift from the Gods 10 'huzzahs' from the top of the great Dragonspike Mountains. Surely you too will find the joy this parcel will bring you.
THE POSTMAN WAVES TO YOU
"May I have your address?" he eagerly asks. "You'll be the first to know about new products and exclusive offers at Rune Foundry!"